Survey: If You Had To Place A Singles Ad For Yourself What Would It Say …?
6 January 2010
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… I don’t want any of this ‘I’d never do that’ cr@p ….. just tell me what you’d say if you had to!
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hey…that’s not fair i would never do that too…i’m not a product and i’m not desperate…I don’t need someone to feel happy (as long as there are dildos)
but let me try
GODSEND !!!
Your attention please ….you are lucky ’cause you have the chance to meet a true sex machine… Can you resist to the hottest female in planet ???????? YES she is still single and waiting for you…
NO we are not kidding you…you can brighten your life with this perfect creature ( she can’t be called a human)
If you can never be tired from sex call NOW !!!
IF YOU ARE FAT AND MISSING ALL OF YOUR TEETH… DON’T ANSWER MY AD. IF YOU ARE POSTING PICTURES FROM YOUR HIGH SCHOOL DAYS OR WHEN YOU WERE 60 LBS. LIGHTER… DON’T ANSWER MY AD… IF BIG WORDS ARE HARD FOR YOU TO SPELL CORRECTLY, PRONOUNCE OR USE PROPERLY IN A SENTENCE… DON’T ANSWER MY AD… IF YOU ARE SOME CRAZY STALKER TYPE THAT WILL TELL A WOMAN WITHIN 20 MINUTES OF MEETING HER THAT YOU LOVE HER…. DON’T ANSWER MY AD!!!
I guess you can determine from my opening lines that this entire “internet dating” thing seems to be a joke in my eyes?!?!? If you are a man that has a larger (softer) chest than my own that claims to be in shape I will be forced to throw up on him! Believe it or not I am an easygoing, down to earth woman looking for a great guy. But everyone their has limits. I have high morals and self-respect, as I feel that these are important attributes in anyone. I value my family, friends and significant other and feel that the person in my life should obviously have the same values. I feel that relationships are both give and take and that you should treat other’s the way that you would expect to be treated. I would really enjoy a team player. I enjoy going out for a night on the town just as much as staying in for a quiet night. I have a child, and that is a priority to me. (Don’t panic…. I am not looking for a “Daddy” for my child… already have one!!!)The person that I date must respect the fact that I have a child and not try to change my lifestyle/relationship with my child, because there is nothing more that I love on this earth than my son. Money is not everything, being pretentious or fake is not my thing. I judge people by what is in their heart and head… beauty must come from within. I DO NOT TOLERATE LIARS!!! I guess if you have read this far something must have caught your attention…
Single female seeking companionship and unlimited credit cards from very wealthy traveling (i.e. not around a lot) man with no sexually transmitted diseases (health certificate required). I am not fond of the outdoors or nature and prefer luxury accommodation with room service. Am particularly fond of wine and have been known to be tipsy most evenings after 8.
Small, blonde, deranged Brummie with a GSOH,
Not a moose, Not bar-shy …
Looking for male ….must be solvent, have own teeth
witty, gorgeous, willing to buy me beer and sleep in the wet patch
Bed-wetters, Big Issue Sellers welcome …
LMAO
petite, blue eyed blonde with excellent
cooking and sewing abilities, with good
legs, who appreciates a good fuc
schia garden, rock music and tal
king without getting too serious
but please read only lines 1, 3 and 5
Very old, but still physically perfect shadow walker requires Queens to live with him for eternity feasting on the blood of mortals. Must be immaculately presented and willing to sacrifice their mortality and present me their throat. Squeamish need not apply.
Single Milf, with nice legs and large breast. Not looking for love just casual sex.
Lump seeks whatever, from much better looking creature.
Single white female seeks an honest male between the ages of 23 and 35. Must have a job and not live at home!
*Cutie*
Spidey is loking for a match!
My name is ‘Sin’, and I love to phuck!
put down that you are honest and dependable – women fall for that crap
:p
I am Dr tongue love .
Fancy a fook ?
Gimme a call.x
to be honest with ya i’d never be that desperate
old and worn out male 50 needs help !!!!!
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